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Friday, December 31, 2010

Really Oprah?

Ok, I'm pissed.  In case you haven't heard, the woman who has more influence than God Oprah is taking over Discovery Health.  Come on woman!!! Seriously??  Don't you have enough money to create your own network without taking over Discovery Health?  Ironically her network will be called O.W.N. Coincidence? I think not.

Now before you go getting pissy and hitting the delete button, let me state for the record, I like OPRAH just fine.  I just love Discovery Health more.  What will I do without:
  • I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant; because how can the same story about a woman thinking she needs to take a massive crap or is having appendicitis attack get old?
  • Dr. G Medical Examiner; because how else will we know how he died?
  • Trauma Life in the E.R.; because it is just gross medical stuff that fascinates me.
  • Mystery Diagnosis; how else am I going to come up with different illnesses to obsess that I might actually be inflicted with?
  • Hoarding: Buried Alive; OK let's face it. These people just fascinate me.  Are these people really mentally sick or just plain fucking lazy? Whatever the case may be, they keep my inner Hoarder in check and I feel compelled to deep clean something after watching.

2 comments:

  1. I agree. I am actually hoping a lot of these shows stay. Time will tell (in a few hours).

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  2. F##k that b###h. I despise her. Loathe her. I will never again watch the Oprah big give away shows.

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